Instant Karma's Gonna Get 'Em

Once upon a time, there was a shithead. We shall protect that shithead's identity with a new name: Panpasta.

Once upon a time, Panpasta mentioned in an Acro room that she came from England. And the Captain - who naturally has many acquaintances in the British Isles - asked Panpasta: "Are you? Where in England?" to which Panpasta said to the effect of "In my arse," which earned her an /ignore and Captain Blood continued his game with the other 12 players and had a very fine time indeed.

But a while longer, one of the other players asked him whether he had Panpasta on ignore. The Cap'n answered in the affirmative, and was then informed that Panpasta apologised. He removed the ignore.

Then, on another day, Panpasta replied similarly to a gracious exchange. And amazingly enough, the same thing happened!

On a third time, Panpasta had another friend from England in the room, and when it was clear that she had nothing save ill words, it was determined that setting her permanently to ignore would solve a chronic problem. Her friend - taking the queue that the Cap'n was unquestionably someone worth offending - received the same treatment. They subsequently went on an anti-Captain acro rampage, which was logged and promptly sent to bezerk.com.

And so whenever Panpasta was in the room, she would be set to ignore and the captain could play a game unhindered by her trashy mouth. They were very nice games indeed. It was like Panpasta didn't exist, which was a good thing...

...But this angered Panpasta. For what would Panpasta's life be without insulting the Captain? So she made herself a martyr and played no answers in a face/off, oblivious to the spirit of the game OR the other 12 players whose company she could enjoy. It was as though Panpasta's entire reason for coming to Acrophobia was to interact with the Captain, for nothing else mattered.

But wait! What's this? The Captain has a guestbook? Panpasta licked her chops (for she was a bitch and could do that sort of thing), and decided to try to win the Captain's attention via this forum. It mattered not the purpose of the guestbook NOR that she would immediately be traced to her provider should she mouth off on it. And it certainly mattered not that Panpasta was abusing someone's personal property with her vandalism...

...and so Panpasta made a rant about how horrible the Captain was, leaving out the only fact: That he was frustrating her opportunity to insult him by setting her to ignore. And when Panpasta could ONLY get one other friend to support her entry with a rallying cry, she entered 5 identical entries under another name in support of herself (which the captain swiftly deleted), and two more the next day for good measure. (And can this be that she managed to get one other friend to make an entry? Three make a room of despisal not!).

Panpasta was oblivious to the fact that she had revealed her true nature: a victim of Multiple Personality Disorder. The Captain now only pities her, but continues to keep Panpasta's ISP informed of this unsavoury activity.

The End

Welp, either that or she loves me, and I cringe from the latter. She reminds me of the problem person I had on IRC two years back (some reading this know that from my other site's History page).

BTW the co-captain from the room me and IMGleeful left also posted that night (this was all after a horrendous day at the office following 36 hrs offline from major disk failure). Hers was so funny and filled with just so much irony: that she is ALSO a pissed off chick because I set her to ignore for insulting me - among other things as you have seen in previous rants covering her and her friends' activities - and also for promoting the use of the ignore feature. I want to keep this up for a while so my friends can look at it and laugh (It's the AfroAnglo one).

You know, when a person or a room is a problem, I ignore them or leave. I never knew this was justification for being followed for more harassment. Some people truly need to get offline and get some therapy.

Update 8/27/98

Welp, now that my friends have seen the funny stuff and I've been sufficiently amused, I deleted the dumb stuff and made a guestbook for people to use for feedback, which of course Panpasta won't touch because it wouldn't be bad (must be a rebellious Catholic or something).

But PanPasta sent THREE more entries under two names today - IN THE WRONG GUESTBOOK!!! Yes, despite the disclaimer about there being one for feedback, she's gone and defaced the wrong one again. Hers is truly an empty sentiment.

A fourth nasty actually emailed me to get a life. Is it ME who needs to, or someone who spends time on a page they despise and bothers to e-mail? Rather thought-provoking, isn't it?